Mgmt: "Hey Rich. We've thought about your request to ease your workload by giving some of your work to the people whose title it is to do that specific work."
Me, *whimpering*: a-a-and?
Mgmt: Unfortunately we've fired those people three days ago. But we have a solution!
Me: Oh god please don't say Cha-
Mgmt: ChatGPT, THATS RIGHT! IT WILL MAKE YOU SO EFFICIENT.