5th of November, B for Bitcoin Behold! A brusque, boisterous Bitcoiner, branded as both bodhisattva and brigand by the baptism of Fate. This bedizenment, a mere belier of barbarity, is a beacon of blasphemy, now befogged, barren. However, this brazen broadcast of a by-gone bewilderment, stands beautified and bootstrapped to beleaguer these bureaucratic and bumptious bankers, bolstering boundless buffoonery and blamelessly backing the bloodthirsty belligerent and baleful burglary of benevolence. The only business is Bitcoinization, a benediction, held as a bourne, not as banal, for the brilliance and buoyancy of such shall one day bless the bold and the bereft. Blatantly, this baroque blustering betrays my bullishness, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me, B.