{"kind":1,"created_at":1728301801,"pubkey":"f728d9e6e7048358e70930f5ca64b097770d989ccd86854fe618eda9c8a38106","sig":"ec8b23df178de2540e5fab344498c1dc1431e96c56b09f84029feef8333efcba6511f3c4e2a650952e838a30d1e988d1c665309fe7b331a6cd21e3300823d1b7","id":"e1445f0ff9b7d2ff2c53203fe67dcac794af777f3a8e2606cf8e2a3448cb7070","tags":[],"content":"Ever fuck up your coffee because you haven't had your coffee yet?\n\nThis morning while operating in the dark on autopilot I out the coffee mug in the machine... upside down. What a mess."}