🔐 The Quantum TLS Heist 🧵💸 https://image.nostr.build/f9e8944eb04e0b55a1bdb53ab4aa520fcf89c9c18113315c615cc0bb36b9382c.jpg Everyone’s still stuck thinking crime needs a hoodie and a hoodie needs a bank account. Meanwhile… I pwn TLS. I intercept the vault. I don’t need your grandma’s debit card — I own the session. No KYC. No AML. No bank flags. No compliance phone call. Just numba go missing — digitally, permanently, irreversibly. And when the pot’s mine? ⚡ Liquid swaps ⚡ CoinJoins ⚡ Monero mixers ⚡ Lightning exit ⚡ AI-generated KYC ghosts for legacy interfaces By the time compliance wakes up, I’m sipping yerba in Paraguay logged into a quantum-resilient wallet on a Faraday-caged Raspberry Pi. This isn’t a heist. This is a protocol upgrade. Some still think everything needs a bank. I just need a session key and a plan. #QuantumHeist #PostTLS #Bankless #ExitFiat #Bitcoin #CyberOps #FutureFinance #KYCResistance #LiquidLife #PrivacyTech #DigitalGhosts