{"content":"I fucking love The Babylon Bee 😂\n\n“At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.”\n\nhttps://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different","created_at":1731796780,"id":"c24b2ad086113036cb3863312cb09d9d77dd119758be4542eb6e5a1cffcbba1e","kind":1,"pubkey":"c48e29f04b482cc01ca1f9ef8c86ef8318c059e0e9353235162f080f26e14c11","sig":"e169d9009d7e39ff7fbe33c0225192f9cab9e19bcf756443cce4461bf14b05d408802590aa1720acff2a682e8c9c0f11a9016fa93d0436ca479c3c9b7e70e1e6","tags":[["r","https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different"]]}