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I’ve been a student of bitcoin for a long long time. I’ve studied the patterns of the years, spent days looking at charts. I even have a deep understanding of human behavior. I’ve looked at the macro trends and evaluated seasonal swings. The cycles tell their own story that if you pay real close attention to, you’ll see hints of where the bitcoin price is goin. I’ve poured over hundreds of hours of other people’s analyses and have spotted a trend that everyone seems to miss. Having this extensive experience and deep knowledge of our orange friend, I can confidently say that I’m able to accurately predict the price of bitcoin down to each month. I know, hard to believe but it’s true and I’ve kept it a secret for a long time. It’s not exactly a science, I’d say there’s some art involved too. You need a specialized mega brain to understand these things and I can’t fault other for not having this ability. But, today, I want to reveal my findings to all… The price of 1 bitcoin in 2050 will be EXACTLY 1 Bitcoin. Don’t ask me how I know…

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