"It's 5 am, just got done grounding myself, time for my sauna and cold plunge" [Cut to bitcoiner eating a raw steak] "I used to have ulcerative collitis. I still do, but I used to too" [Checks the bitcoin price] "Time to go to my job as an insurance broker. Gotta stay humble and stack sats" [Cut to bitcoiner scrolling through millions of bitcoin podcasts] "Lunch time, brought a pocket steak" [Bitcoiner awkwardly eats a bloody steak from a plastic bag] [Checks the bitcoin price] "Time to orange pill some people" "Do you guys take bitcoin? No? ...ok" [Bitcoiner standing by the road holding a sign that says "vote for bitcoin"] "Let's see what the latest is on nostr" [Comes home to an empty room, grabs his only place setting from the cabinet] "Steak time" [Cecks the bitcoin price] "Check out my library" [Just 30 copies of The Bitcoin Standard] "Can't wait for Nashville"